Nothing is as corrosive as humor in public and private life, but Halloween season is even better for abundant levity because almost all people do not expect it since this Holiday is scarily serious for the nincompoops.
In that spirit — obviously, all hell broke loose after the owner of Washington Post Jeff Bezos, laughingly stopped the editorial board and its minions from endorsing the “happy-go-lucky” stoner candidate and eternal giggler Kamala Harris.
He called Kamala Harris an “epic effing Stoner” and stopped short any hopes of endorsement for her clown car of “sexually confused campaigners” thus steering all of them into the proverbial “ditch” with her Minnesota chauffeur shaking his fists, and screaming nonsense at the passing motorists who wanted to assist to pull them off the muck & knee-deep mud.
Last time the Minnesotan was heard screaming: “MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS” and then he followed up with the non-silence of the lambs… FULL OF EXPLETIVES AND ANGRY MINNESOTAN unprintable vocabulary.
The poor Minnesotan sod kept at it, while slowly shuffling his feet in the mud, and then suddenly face-planting onto some random steaming hot cow shit… that kept coming down from the anus of the aforementioned cow, straight into the mouth of Harris co-candidate Waltz…
Defiantly, the Minnesotan declared the rushing warm brown liquid with the consistency of honey and diarrhea — good nourishment.
Unbelievably — he probably believed what he said and enjoyed the brown field “porridge”
Apparently this sort of “brown rain” shitstorm, is coming your way in November.
When this debacle was reported in the news — Harris/Biden campaign rushed to respond by saying this:
As for the VP — he is downright nuts. A BS eating nutter from Minnesota is not that hard to find…
On other, surely unrelated news, the Los Angeles Times similarly disowned Clown Car Leader Kamala, in favor of extraordinary “Orange Man” last seen playing golf, giving speeches, bonging Melania, and dodging bullets, all at the same time, thus driving weeping pvssy babies and bad-baby-oil cry-bullies, up the proverbial wall, from where they frequently fall and hurt themselves and then go on to blame their daddy against whom they have some unresolved “issues” that have driven them to uncertainty, discomfort, and dysphoria about their sexual identity… as well as anything else that requires an operational human brain residing within the cranial cavity, and not in the cloud servers of Meta company or in the hash smoking bowls in the ether far beyond the personal iCloud.
So sad…
Back in the jungle swamp of DC politics, Hillary came out swinging. Just that. Swinging. Swinging with some other Lizzies … for no apparent reason. Signs of dementia are speculated… with Joe Biden’s doctors declaring her prematurely as of sound mind, fit to spit, and ready to rock-n-roll with the best of them, even P-Diddy and the bad baby oil bottles.
Current Rap leader and respectable member of the Gangsta Lifestyle leadership of America says that he declines to comment, let alone partake in the infamous worship of Baal popular amongst the oiled up naked wrestlers of the Democratic Party and the Hollywood and New York City elites.
Kaboom.
Of course some Sicilian Boom-Boom, erupted afterwards, but nobody cared, nor paid any attention.
The Boom-Boom continued unabated.
Just look at this:
As for the Seattle bred startupper and ex-Amazon founding Chief, and owner of Washington Post — we are in a time of Constant Change that is faster than usual, and in order to navigate the choppy waters, we need a really good Captain so we don’t fail, sink, and drown, into the deep, into the abyss, and into the morass of corruption.
That was pincher.
Maybe even the Clincher.
Or the Cincher.
And that was when everyone recognized that the wheels have fallen off from this particular “Clown car jalopy” whose presidential campaign has become the “Flintstone square wheeled” shit-show of the “Joker and her friends” driving to town.
Slowly.
Like Cheech & Chong…
Real slow.
Driving slowly, carefully with the turning signal flashing left always on the fast lane going 25 miles per hour, while swiveling her head from. left to right constantly like a 90 years old white lady driving her Cadillac to church on Sunday in her Sunday finery — is how the Kamala/Biden campaign plans to take over the country.
So said famous rapper “FumaKillah” and his sidekick band “the bad-baby-oil-bottles” on an official interview with Washington Post in Hollywood.
Also, thus said “GP” the “Great Rapper” who is replacing “P-Diddy” as the New Sex Symbol of the “Gangsta Rapper” era, and the definitive style leader of Rap-America. Naturally Rap-America music, has recently been in turmoil, just like the Democratic Party, since the leader of the former slid into jail, because of the thousands of baby oil bottles that he used to lather-up himself with, in order to practice a strange religious ritual of getting stoned out of his gourd, like the leader of the later, Ms Kamala Harris is known to do.
Boom Boom intensified.
The jungle boom-boom has gone on for far too long.
But it was right then, that the serious bad baby oil wrestling occurred and the bad-baby-oil-bottles took a life of their own.
Meanwhile the Boom-Boom continued unabated.
Because all these august personages of the Democratic Party and New York elites, along with other oiled-up celebrities & celebrants of the bachanalian orgies of Hollywood & the worlds’ globalist devotions to Baal — all followed the “bad baby oil bottles” of P-Diddy / Kamala team, and her brigades of evil, over the past three decades of rock-star status of the now-jailed rappers’ career, especially during his presently eclipsed celebrity luminescence, and his unearned New York City & Hollywood stardom.
It was then that the Harris campaign changed their campaign buttons to reflect Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Kamala for Joker election.
Many photos of P-Diddy and famous people like Kamala Harris, and other minor celebrity stoners have emerged recently, after thousands of baby oil bottles were found in his residence when the FBI went looking for evidence of bad-baby-oil bottles, tying up the candidate with the famous bent rapper, who took the sixties’ era American slogan “Sex, Drugs, Rock-N-Roll” and after mixing it up with the new era of “Bad Baby Oil” brought all of it to a whole new height…
Sorry, I meant to say “High”
Or to a “New Low” depending on your point of view and how fast you “crash” after you stuff and smoke your crack-pipe, while “fvcking away” your life, with your affiliates, the sexually confused brethren, & the cat-eating sisterhood of the American Democratic Party and their leader, the Jamaican hash smoking and perpetually giggling, Kamala Harris, AKA “The Puffing Joker.”
Because now that my other “Gangsta” friend, Jeff Bejos “smoked” Kamala Harris — the VP as expected fired up the crack pipe & “fumed” some great Jamaican shit, (quality, heroin strength hash-weed from her Home country) that she had rolled-up earlier in a giga-joint-spiff, and relax-smoked it, while “huffing, puffing, & laughing” all the while rolling in a banana tree hammock (?) and sucking the marrow out of life, and Jack Waltz’s tiny chance of “hope & awe.”
In other news — New York Post Endorses Trump — ‘as “The Clear Choice for a Better Future.”
The New York Post editorial board has endorsed former President Donald Trump’s re-election, calling him “the clear choice for a better future.”
The iconic newspaper had been highly critical of Trump, making the endorsement more surprising.
The editorial board explained its reasons for supporting the former president and urged voters to ask themselves “if they were better off under Trump or Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.”
The endorsement says, that “in 2021, when Biden-Harris took over, the country took a hard left turn, with disastrous results.”
The New York Post editorial board has endorsed former President Donald Trump’s re-election, calling him “the clear choice for a better future.”
The iconic newspaper had been highly critical of Trump, making the endorsement more surprising.
The editorial board explained its reasons for supporting the former president and urged voters to ask themselves “if they were better off under Trump or Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.”
The endorsement reads in part:
In 2021, when Biden-Harris took over, the country took a hard left turn, with disastrous results.
Over these nearly four years, inflation has walloped Americans, millions of migrants have crossed the border illegally, some cities have been taken over by gangs and crime, radical and ridiculous culture wars over DEI and gender identity have set neighbor against neighbor.
Let’s not forget that overshadowing all of this, the world is on the precipice of widespread war.
Today, Trump exhibits the same strength and vigor as he did in 2016, despite the unprecedented and disgraceful weaponization of the justice system against him, two assassination attempts and the all-too-familiar constant barrage of hysterical media attacks on him.
The board also called out Harris for her refusal to “answer almost any question about the last four years or reveal any detailed future policy plans.”
After Trump Wins in November, Better to Own Gold Than Dollars, Says Survey of Experts
“Voters this fall will decide if the future of our country bends toward prosperity, security, freedom, opportunity and innovation,” the endorsement adds. “Or sticks with ruinous big government largesse, deliberately divisive policies, appeasement and stagnation.”
The newspaper concluded, “Donald Trump is the right choice.” Naturally, not to be underestimated — Donald Trump shared the endorsement in a post to Truth Social early — proving that contrary to the Harris/Biden team — at least he wakes up early on Friday mornings…
Yours,
Dr Churchill
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Just in case that you don’t have any Humour — let me declare this as a humorous piece of blogging journalism that like all humour contains some serious kernels of truth.
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CNN panel melts down when Kevin O’Leary reminds them that Kamala Harris was Not Democratically Nominated nor was she ever elected to anything (Video)
‘Shark Tank’ star and famed investor Kevin O’Leary left a CNN panel stunned and stumbling when he reminded them that Kamala Harris’s elevation to the top of the ticket was a selection, not an election.
Kevin O’Leary: I would like to introduce the concept to the panel tonight. It’s going to be a short dissertation. But I want you to think about this because I watched like you did yesterday, and something hit me pretty hard.
Only 90 days ago, Pelosi went to Biden and said, ‘You need to step aside’ and convinced him to do so. He made the decision, and he did actually ask her, and we’ve now learned this, ‘Is she the right person to drive this home?’
He questioned that. He could have said, ‘We need to run a process in order for me to make this move,’ but they decided not to.
I don’t know who ‘they’ is.
Was it Obama?
Was it Pelosi?
I don’t care who it was. In stock picking, just listen to this analogy. You may agree, you may not.
88% of managers, because this is the world I live in, cannot beat the S&P year in, year out. So you give them $1,000, the S&P beats them. They can’t pick stocks.
This is the second time the Democratic Party has circumvented democracy and chose…
Catherine Rampell, CNN Economics Commentator: That’s not true.
Kevin O’Leary: Yes, it is. Hillary Clinton was chosen.She also had Bruce Springsteen, too, and I think You know what happened to her…
CNN Anchor Abby Phillip: Now we’ve chosen … Kevin, Hillary Clinton won a primary. She won a primary. You may not like that…
Kevin O’Leary: Nobody could compete with her. Even Bernie Sanders.
Phillip: She won a primary.
Kevin O’Leary: OK.
Phillip: First of all, that’s the first thing…..
Kevin O’Leary: So did Kamala Harris win a primary?
Phillip: Listen, we’ve talked about this before…
Kevin O’Leary: What’s wrong about talking about it tonight after what you just saw?
Rampell: Do you think that’s really what matters to voters?
Kevin O’Leary: How many Democrats wish…
Phillip: Hold on, hold on a second.
Rampell: Let’s talk about what matters to voters.Do you really think voters care about the intranescene primary process?
Kevin O’Leary: If you’re a Democrat, you sure as hell care today.
Phillip: I know that you are from Canada, but the primary process-
Kevin O’Leary: That’s why I’m perfect for this. I have no skin in the game other than to get a great president.
Phillip: It’s not in the Constitution. The political parties can choose however they want to choose their nominee. As long as they meet the legal deadlines in the states where they are on the ballot, they can do it however they want.
Kevin O’Leary: just want to be transparent. Yes, I was born in Canada, but- They can decide in December 2023 to just handpicked somebody. Just to be transparent. I was born in Canada.
Larry Wilmore, Writer and Comedian: The Democratic Party process is not democratic.
Kevin O’Leary: No, but my kids were born and raised in Boston. All my investments in the United States. I want the President, whoever it is, to be a winner.
Phillip: You’re describing something as undemocratic that has absolutely nothing to do with the Democratic process.
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